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~Hella~

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

nayx:

xk187:

nayx:

you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

who said that

im down here

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Sean O’Connor. Watch the full clip here

att:

Make it a habit. Post #X before you drive letting your friends know you won’t text and drive.

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

Why are you happy? We’re losing our internet to sharks

human:

This picture makes me want to punch someone