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CZVNI

~Hella~

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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this is the most dramatic bird i’ve ever seen

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

  • me:

    *goes to seminar on german history with german colleagues*

  • me:

    *sees spanish professor there*

  • spanish professor:

    ¿qué tal hombre? ¿cómo te va? ¿qué haces aquí?

  • me:

  • me:

  • me:

    ...ich...

  • me:

    [forgets entire spanish language]

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE

bussykiller:

WHEN YOUR CRUSH GIVES YOU A CUTE NICKNAME 

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crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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officialunitedstates:

going into a restaurant and ordering “bread stinks” so that the waiter thinks you’re ordering bread sticks but isn’t really sure why you’d pronounce it like that